Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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wank spots

When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back
“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves
by Midge05 October 03, 2021
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Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie
by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025
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whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.
E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!
by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 06, 2017
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Whale wank

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin
by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018
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Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank
ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank
by thepisswankman January 27, 2024
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