Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

dad

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

Dad

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

by I make bad jokes May 6, 2020

Joe dad

when y

Joe dad:
haha y'know
the

by Yknowthe July 22, 2025

dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Morgan's dad

When a person dad has a grinder account

I saw your father on grinder, he's such a Morgan's dad.

I heard your father has a grinder account,@morgansdad@grinder.

by brad-shaw November 4, 2016

Dad

Missing

My dad has been missing for 15 years of my life

by Dad where are you? March 14, 2020