Muffin mix

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.
by Fuckyobabydaddy May 17, 2022
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muffin oven

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.
by Colin McDonnell October 02, 2013
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Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin
by emineminem22 June 28, 2024
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Tough Muffins

Another way to say “sucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg
Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins
by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 06, 2019
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Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
by candolol June 09, 2009
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Raga muffin

A word used to describe anyone who wears a muffin hat
Oi mush look at dat raga muffin like
by Ali g my g August 02, 2021
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Raga-muffin

Someone who just can´t learn when to shut up.
Someone who thinks they can do anything, but can´t.
I swear if this raga-muffin little boy don´t shut his trap...
by WorldlyCoyote II January 23, 2020
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