A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023
Get the Crusty Muffinmug. 1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips November 20, 2015
Get the toad muffinmug. "Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
Get the Frosted Chocolate Muffinmug. by urbandictionarydrill January 9, 2024
Get the Muffinmug. Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.
by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021
Get the Muffin Bluffinmug. Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
Get the Muffin chasermug. A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States
by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018
Get the Poop-Muffinmug.