Flanagan's Law 

Law of the man that this world was blessed with, Law by the word of the mouth Of Stephen J. Flanagan. What he says goes and he does must be followed and adhered to never is he to be questioned!

Stephen you cannot do that. - YES I CAN ITS FLANAGAN'S LAW

Flanagan's Law by stflanag July 12, 2012

k. law 

A nice girl with a good singing voice. Good dresser, smart, and all around nice person.

K. Law is part of the best singing groups in the world.

k. law by K. Len April 19, 2004

Rileys Law 

Rileys Law - Only gay if socks are off

jimmy: so i fucked this guy last night

mark: wtf your such a faggot

jimmy: nah rileys law i had my socks on

mark: oh ok cool

Rileys Law by Popstar Riley April 22, 2017

Murphy's Law 

How spoiled little fucks interpret the motives of the world around them. always thinking that things HAVE to go right for them all the time(to the point where they can't recognize a blessing if it fucked them in the ass) and when it doesnt, the world all of a sudden turns into a hatefilled monster with a sole purpose to turn said person's life into a hell because he cant stop thinking about how his life sucks because one thing didn't go the way it was supposed to in his little bubble/world. Shit happens, the longer you cry about it, the more it affects you, grow up and take control of your emotions dipshit.

person 1: Hey, whats up man!
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.

Murphy's Law by Sameer B May 23, 2007

Brother-in-law

n. A pejorative term for just about anybody who happens to be a douche. Doesn't have to be related.

Mike: "Jerry was at the gym today doin' what he do. Ol' brother-in-law talked my ear off for like 20 minutes and I couldn't think of a good enough excuse to get out of there."

Joe: "Yeah, that dude is jerk."

Brother-in-law by laker fan November 13, 2011

hog law 

A Law made up by a police officer to convice you that what you are doing is illegal when in fact there is no law against you or your actions

That officeir didn't like my green hair and made up some hog law saying it was illegal

hog law by James3215 April 8, 2008

Twin-In-Law 

When one of the married couple shares the same birth date as the other spouses siblings.

Jon A. (birthday december 13) marrys Anna P. whos sister Kelly P. (birthday december 13).
Jon and Kelly are Twin-In-Laws!!!

Twin-In-Law by Jkasp November 12, 2009