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1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.
2. To engage in max relaxin'.
1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.
2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:
Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
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