Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

fucker tucker

being a real bitch hole to someone

oh wow this bitch just stole my milk what a fucker tucker

by ThatOneDudeOnTheStreet May 10, 2018

Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky

beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*

by the real liru fucker October 6, 2021

Suck-Fucker

A person that would save a shot, within the last 5 seconds of a match of rocket league, and cause you to cry out so loud, your mother-in-law would scold you at 2am.

That motherfucking suck-fucker just saved my shot!

by Ricky Strike March 7, 2019

TRY THOSE FUCKERS OUT

The URBAN DICTIONARY SEX LAB where each person is placed in the deservant designated groups to perform the definitions that they are asked.

For ENOGGOD sakes pull up that RED WINDOW stop fucking around and you must now TRY THOSE FUCKERS OUT as BUTT meet when I arrive in SAN FRAN as my guidance are your expert pictures below which communicate many things.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 27, 2021

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

shot fucker

A "shot fucker" is someone who wants to repeatdly knocks their shot glasss against yours and keeps you from drinking your shot. It can also be any action that delays you from drinking your shot.

I really need a drink...but that "shot fucker" keot clicking his glass on mine...Let's drink the shot already.

by Diabla007 January 16, 2011