Joe watson (Joe Swanson) is a big faggit that lives on bensham bank in Gateshead. He lives with his mam who gets grinded on by Norman watson (his daddy). He’s popular for rocking damien in a norty grapple just down the road from his gaff. He’s fat and loves shagging women that are on the 12 hr clock.
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Jamie Law-‘Na hew hes a big scruff from bensham, hes fckn shite in net’
Jude mckenzie-‘Let wer invite joe out to pits he’s a sound bairn’
Jamie Law-‘Na hew hes a big scruff from bensham, hes fckn shite in net’
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a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:
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son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
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