Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.

Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.

by BShigure January 27, 2011

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Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

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council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.

Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!

by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022

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Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.

Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

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Five Night At Freddys

har har harhar har har harhar harhar, har har harhar har har harhar har, haaaaaaar harharharharharharharharhar, harhar har har har hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

"five night at freddys, is the who you wanna be? i just dont get it, why do you wanna stay?"

by the shlabriaher May 23, 2022

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