Ethan

Math! He only does Math

Ethan is so good at math

by Person 1003 September 27, 2019

Ethan

Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.

Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.

by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021

Ethan

Ethan... the kind of guy you want to be your bf... but you haven’t seen him in a wile. The kind of guy you keep very close to your heart! You love him and his kindness! You will do anything for him! He is the kind of guy of which is so kind and hot! If you go near him it’s like you’ve been struck by his attractive nature! You go up to him and every one gathers to hear what he has to say... and he amasses them by his approachable nature. He looks you in the eyes as if you aren’t broken inside and he makes you hole again! You had been broken for so long you thought you’d never be hole again... but then you have him now! A part of a puzzle you’ve been missing for a long time now, is here and he’s with YOU! You are amazed that out of many he chooses YOU!

We all need an Ethan in our lives! Even more do when you are broken! Love you Ethan!❤️

Girl1: Ethan's so kind and hot!

Friend of girl1: you should go up to him!!!!

Girl1: You think he’ll even notice me?

Friend of girl1: yes just go!!!!

Girl1: ok (walking away) hi Ethan... (his back is turned away from her... then he turns!)

Ethan: good morning Beautiful! You look beautiful today!

Friend of girl 1: you got this!

Girl1: thank you! How’s your day been?

Ethan: it’s going wonderfully now that I’ve seen you!

Girl1: do yo wanna get lunch sometime?

Ethan: that would be great! Would Tuesday at 2 be good?

Girl1: yes I’ll see you then!

by Irish-dancer February 19, 2020

Ethan

Being "Ethan" is equal to being underdeveloped in the frontal cortex.

Guy1: You're so ethan
Guy2: inki pinki ponki

by Kjydlonge March 11, 2024

Ethan

dense

Ethan is not as dense as Bayden but still

by rahhhhh____ May 7, 2024

Ethan

a vulgar slur for the most disgusting degenerate piece of shit that has ever graced the planet

A-Who is that?
B-oh that’s Leo, he’s a total Ethan
A-oh god, he probably has no father

by Esterr64 August 11, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a smart person who has a kind heart, sometimes. He can be very immature, but that's one of his best qualities. He could be your best friend, just make sure you don't take things he says to heart.

Ethan is a fun person to be around.

by @yung_dyx February 28, 2019