lesh dog

someone utterly cool. Enjoys to drink jager bombs, n buy things off ppl in the toilets at Rod Raver. Has a fascination with all things turbod and intercooled.

Chris n his mates brett n josh r such lesh dogs. They bone hot bitches all the time. I Envy them.

by Mr Lesh Dog September 28, 2006

dog maze

a path where snow has been cleared for a dog to go for a walk.

A branch fell into the dog's dog maze.

by Annie February 4, 2003

slob dog

The act of smothering your penis in peanut butter and having a male lick you penis clean

Ryan loves a good slob dog in the morning .

by chef_6669 December 5, 2016

hot dogging

no clothing remains on one or both sexual participants while they engage in the "motions" of sex without actual penetration taking place. Just like dry humping but w/o clothing. The penis rubs between the lips hence the name hot dogging.

Sam and Joan have been hot dogging it for a while since Joan wants to keep her virginity until she's married.

by Kelly & Travis February 12, 2006

DOG SHIT

Spectrum internet is dog shit because it fucking blows more dick than Mia Khalifa and Brandi Love combined. I fucking hope Spectrum goes bankrupt.

Gamer: fuck our DOG SHIT internet, 500 ping to na east fortnite servers my ass
Autist1: Our internet is amazing!
Autist2: We don't need new internet, ours is so good we can watch tv on it !! :O
Gamer: >:( u guys are autistic

by nkuyng May 19, 2018

dog water

you absolutely fucking suck

YOUR SO DOG WATER GET THE FUCK OUT MY GAME

by ­‎‎į July 29, 2021

whack a dog

Whack a dog means jacking off a dog.

Strangely enough this can be a profession.

After coffee break at the AI clinic, Camilla sighed, put on her gloves, and went off to whack a dog.

by scodder August 8, 2010