backseat burn

when you get fucked in a backseat and have carpet burn on your knees

brooo check out the backseat burn on that girls knees!

yeah she must have been gettin it on gooood last night

by amjesuschrist69 April 3, 2020

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

heath burns

A monster high character, thought to be very old.

Everybody says that Montgomery Burns is old, but Heath Burns is really old.

by Princess Daphne December 31, 2023

the burning

one of the diseases Charlie Bucket will have if he doesn't "wrap it up"

"Dood, I think I got a raging case of The Burning."

by MikeD January 24, 2003

Burning a pizza roll

Run over a black person and make the squirt red and white substances

Tyrone made me mad so I started burning a pizza roll

by Riquisha November 5, 2021

burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019

fiction burn

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.

Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.

The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.

by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017