Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023

Burger jock

A loud obnoxious, rude and self righteous American.

Whilst travelling our tour was completely overrun by burger jocks.

by Jay654321 December 3, 2014

Burger Surgeon

That one guy who always picks apart their food before eating.

Jesus, Carl is being such a burger surgeon.

by FrySeal April 28, 2017

Frog Burger

When Rodney gets two frogs and lays them belly to belly, then fucks in between them essentially creating a burger with the meat patty being his dick and the bun being the two frogs.

"Rodney had a frog burger last night, some would call him a frog fucker." ... "Ever heard of a frogney burger? It's basically Rodney and a couple of frogs having outercourse."

by ThomasEscareno December 13, 2024

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

flip your burger

When you walk up to someone and flip their nipple and it bounces.

Do you want a titty twist or would you rather I flip your burger?

by lenamorgan May 5, 2016

Burger

A sandwich with at least 1 beef, lettuce, cheese and some sauce

burger

by Handle.cfg October 30, 2022