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Rough Bumpkin

an rough bumpkin is when you get a shit filled condom similar to a rusty trombone and then cover it in grund beef cook it attach to a string and when having sex shove it down her throat and make her swallow it and shit in her eye and give her a mexican hot pocket
Oh man i gave my girl a Rough Bumpkin
by Company 517 May 13, 2011
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Floor Bumpin

When a girl with a nice ass sits on the floor with her legs spread apart a fairly far distance apart and gyrates her buttcheek muscles up and down
that stripper was floor bumpin all over the dance floor
by The Stanky Chicken August 25, 2011
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steady bumping

How people dance to music with a good, steady beat. It refers to movement of the whole body, rather than just head bobbing or foot tapping.
Person 1: I dig this beat, man!
Person 2: I was steady bumping until the bass dropped, after that it was just a mindfuck
by jammingyo January 11, 2012
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Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator
by business bumpkin September 16, 2012
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Clam Bump

Hey babe, wanna clam bump?
by King Clam Bump August 30, 2013
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package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.
John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son
by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013
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Jesus Bumper

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.
ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
by cutup3 July 21, 2014
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