kevin hodlofski

a person who has no balls and is too scared to end a relationship

Guy: I wish i could end my talking stage, but i’m such a kevin hodlofski that i cant i’m too nervous

by beefyginger March 22, 2022

Flag

Get the kevin hodlofski mug.

Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019

Flag

Get the Kevining mug.

Kevin

Your typical Asian eshay

Person 1: her look at the new kid, he’s Asian bro
Person 2: bruh, I bet he’s a Kevin

by You mght know me ;0 November 23, 2021

Flag

Get the Kevin mug.

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022

Flag

Get the Kevin mug.

kevin morris

A Gemini who good at communicating from all points. Handsome and beloved individual. May not play well with those in leadership of lower IQ and EQ. Descendent of the Brown skinned individuals. Enjoys debate, finer things in life, great father figure. Kevin Morris means good at debate.

Defined as "Wow, have you seen the president today? He was such a Kevin Morris on the podium today in congress."

by Cross Reigns June 9, 2023

Flag