Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

free promo

When you fuck a girl and she tells her friends

I fuck her she tell her friends, man I love some free promo(tells her friends about the good fuck), and I love a freak how though

by Chiefkeefperks April 22, 2022

Free Lippin It

When a female has just a shirt on and no pants or underwear.

Yo, have you ever seen shelly, she's always free lippin it in the lockerroom

by Rhettsterz February 15, 2019

Free some Syrians

To take a shit

I'll be back in five minutes, I have to go Free some Syrians

by CaptainInnuendo October 22, 2017

Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

Free Estimate

Unsolicited life advice.

Free estimate, buddy; your life is in the shitter.

by CarlisleQueen November 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025