Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"
I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme
by Yunglummy June 01, 2025
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Donkey piss

slang for can we finish Naruto movie film extravaganza
Hey! Donkey piss.
by Jollof on the rocks March 13, 2021
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Trotterless Donkey

This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.
Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.
by Uncle Pecter July 08, 2019
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donkey docking

when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'
"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole
by lisaloo1123 July 29, 2014
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pin the tail on the donkey

While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.
I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.
by MediumNasssty April 04, 2022
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Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
by Sparkiee July 27, 2022
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donkey bagger

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub
Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.
by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 17, 2013
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