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Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.
Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?
by Watch "cool as ice" December 18, 2020
mugGet the Dad roulettemug.

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married
My dad has never shared anything in his life.
by Jong Jang October 16, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

dad

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money
hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago
by Dr Bigbrain January 4, 2021
mugGet the dadmug.

ur dad

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies
DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad
by urdadofficial November 18, 2020
mugGet the ur dadmug.

Bristin's dad left

Yes he did left, He not coming back, Has a new family, left to go get the milk and never came back. EVRE. and bristin is a loser because he has no dad.
Such as why did bristin's dad left. Because he was being dumb and such as why my dad left he to go get milk then he came back but not bristin's dad
by Thatswhatthisis November 21, 2021
mugGet the Bristin's dad leftmug.

Dad

by P0nda May 1, 2022
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Dad

The #1 comment when you see your main hoe or side chick's picture on instagram. If you want a girl call u daddy , comment

"Dad๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโ›ช๏ธโ›ช๏ธโ›ช๏ธโ›ช๏ธโ›ช๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ"
Liam: Did you see Paige and Elly's insta?
Kyle: Dads looking good. Go comment

Liam: Say less
by Ugly_____God November 22, 2016
mugGet the Dadmug.

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