Brother-In-Law Zone

When you want to date a girl, but she gives you permission to date her sister instead.
Bro Shannon totally put me in the brother-in-law zone, that's the second girl this year who's put me in the BILZ
by Bill1997 November 13, 2023
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online big brother

A older brother figure who you can trust and he’ll always be there for you even though your online friends.
“hey what’s a online big brother?”
“Oh an online big big brother is like a big brother but online and you aren’t blood related, I have one!”
by avocados from Mexico July 11, 2021
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askimo brothers

also spelled "asskimo" or "ass-kimo"

By analogy with eskimo brothers (two guys who've fucked the same girl), askimo brothers are two people who've eaten the same ass.
I was a little grossed out to discover that Steve and I are askimo brothers, but now that the initial blow has softened, I think it's just cool that we're in the same club.
by Not Linking My Identity Here September 24, 2022
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three-quarter-brother

1- First cousin and half-brother at the same time.
2- Son of mother and of uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
3- Son of father and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.
by Jazigurn October 28, 2024
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three-quarter-brother

Son of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or son of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.
My three-quarter-brother is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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three-quarter-brother

1- Son of mother and of uncle (father's brother) simultaneously.
2- Son of father and of aunt (mother's sister) simultaneously.
3- Cousin and half-brother simultaneously.
by Chupite November 20, 2024
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 09, 2023
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