Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022

Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.

Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?

by Ytowngames November 20, 2022

George Washington

ive saw his ghost in the white house

dumb 1: watch out george washington there
dumb 2: rly

by shpik December 20, 2022

Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 29, 2022

Boon Walking

Moon walking next to a lake, particularly like a gangster

Hey John, stop Boon walking! We need to go swimming in the lake at 9

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Kayden Washington

my gayass friend

Kayden Washington is a gayass who doesn’t like country music

by soggybreadtime January 6, 2023

The Walking Dead

a lifestyle.

Person 1: Oh boy! The Walking Dead is my favorite activity!
Person 2: Isn't The Walking Dead a TV show?
Person 1: No, silly! The Walking Dead is a lifestyle, it's a way of life. I tend to bang people with my wired bat because of i.

by TallllllllMannnn January 7, 2023