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Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.
Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!
by dinvergod January 20, 2010
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Turd puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.
Girl, I don't know if he'll call black, I turd puffled and he coughed out loud and about choked.
by Sterling girl July 4, 2025
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Turd

1) A common synonym for Trudeau or Trudeau supporters.
2) A person who cannot speak without including a lie or an insult.
3) A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
4) Can refer to a person who is distasteful or disgusting, usually of left-wing political ideology.
5) A particularly nasty pile of crap – defecation.
6) An individual or group of individuals who are afraid of truckers and/or protesters.
7) A particularly distasteful Liberal Prime Minister.
My god, the Turd is speaking in parliament today.
by Canadian Truth February 17, 2022
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you can polish a turd

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
by raybeez February 12, 2022
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Turd Wagger

A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.
Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.
by SlusheeBiznatch August 23, 2021
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power turd

A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl
Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?

Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.

Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !

Bill: It was a real power turd.
by cutthecards December 6, 2023
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Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.
That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
by girl1342 February 17, 2023
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