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Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.
That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat
by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020
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Tom

Tom broke Poppy’s heart and made her cry while Tom enjoyed a game of basketball and made Liam break her up for him
“Liam” Tom said
“Yes” Liam said
Will you break poppy up for me please” Tom said
“Ok Liam said”
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Tom broke Poppy’s heat on Wednesday because he wanted to have some space away from her but he made his friend Liam brake up her for him
“Liam” Tom said
“Yes” Liam said
Can you break poppy up for me” Tom said
“Ok” Liam said
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A tom is someone with a big penis with a loving heart that is shy around girls he also is funny loves mom's and has a thing for girls named kendall.
Why do you love mom's so much your such a tom
by Johnny cash lover 65 March 6, 2020
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Tom

Someone around 50, a vegan, no electricity in there house, never leaves there house, goes to a therapist, has anger issues (doesn't tell anybody). And is single.
where is tom " i doubt anybodies seen him".
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Tom waso

You got the damn Tom waso
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Tom and jerry

teacher: ok class the most flexible material is graphene
tom and jerry: tom and jerry squared
by SHINOBI EXE March 22, 2020
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