the dog ate it

Old cliche'd excuse for not having homework done. Generally means "I forgot," "I didn't do it," etc.

Teacher: "Where's your homework, Billy?"
Billy: "The dog ate it."

by progamer124 May 23, 2004

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Guard Dog

Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.

Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.

Man, I got shitloads of teeth, but no guard dogs...how 'mi s'posed to protect my boys?

by Geth November 17, 2004

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dog maze

a path where snow has been cleared for a dog to go for a walk.

A branch fell into the dog's dog maze.

by Annie February 4, 2003

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no clothing remains on one or both sexual participants while they engage in the "motions" of sex without actual penetration taking place. Just like dry humping but w/o clothing. The penis rubs between the lips hence the name hot dogging.

Sam and Joan have been hot dogging it for a while since Joan wants to keep her virginity until she's married.

by Kelly & Travis February 12, 2006

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whack a dog

Whack a dog means jacking off a dog.

Strangely enough this can be a profession.

After coffee break at the AI clinic, Camilla sighed, put on her gloves, and went off to whack a dog.

by scodder August 8, 2010

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DOG SHIT

Spectrum internet is dog shit because it fucking blows more dick than Mia Khalifa and Brandi Love combined. I fucking hope Spectrum goes bankrupt.

Gamer: fuck our DOG SHIT internet, 500 ping to na east fortnite servers my ass
Autist1: Our internet is amazing!
Autist2: We don't need new internet, ours is so good we can watch tv on it !! :O
Gamer: >:( u guys are autistic

by nkuyng May 19, 2018

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