Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.
Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!
by jmo12345 February 12, 2013
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this rat bubba ramrod x made me clown out and now im pissed
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Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person
person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
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A lie only a clown would think anyone would believe.
The judge knew it was a clown lie.
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A person who acts like a clown, boot for short
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