Thomas Hobbes

A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.

Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.

Hey, have you seen my Thomas Hobbes? No I left it in Descartes.

by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025

Thomas

A Fat kid with corona who watches anime and likes men.

smartkid: whos that gay weeb over there.
evensmarterkid: oh thats just Thomas.

by giant brain April 12, 2022

Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’

You are acting like Thomas Pound

by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020

Pickled Thomas

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.

Oh dear I say look at that poor pickled thomas wretching her guts up out the back of that tent...

by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011

Thomas core

when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

That guy just had a piano fall on his head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 21, 2024

Thomas Watene

A gimp, as in someone that does some pretty gay shit.

“Hey that guy over there is a real Thomas Watene”

by License to touch October 5, 2020

Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.

I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum

by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025