texas elite truckin

Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!
Ashely: Have you heard of Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!
by Karen365 November 17, 2020
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And Texas!

1. The most appropriate and accurate supplement to any and all questions.

2. And Texas!
Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?

Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.

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Dude#2: And Texas!
by Pyronix337 February 08, 2012
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texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
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texas whorehouse

Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
“Well this is Texas whorehouse what do you expect?”
by Casper04 July 18, 2021
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speech-to-texas

Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.

For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".
Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".
by TexasTea123 October 11, 2022
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Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.
The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.
by Giggles the clown May 02, 2023
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Texas Holder

A sex position where you put 1 bullet into a revolver and spin the cylinder. You then put the revolver into her asshole and shoot if the bullet doesn't come out then you fuck her if not you hold down the fort until the cops come
Hey girl wanna do Texas Holder
by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019
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