Twat

A hybrid office worker that opts to work from home on Mondays and Fridays;

‘Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays’

‘Is John in the office today?’

‘No mate, he’s a TWAT’

by hybrid-twat August 22, 2025

Twat swat

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.

Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat

by anonymous August 27, 2025

Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.

There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!

by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025

Twat

The description of the personality of a guy called jazz

Wow jazz is a right twat

by Lizlicker1234 January 22, 2025

Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

TWaT

A TWaT, a person that only works Tuesday,Wednesday and Thursdays in work. They refuse to work any more days due to covid but are prepared to convene on pubs, clubs and restaurants at the weekends

Look at Russell the TWaT, he says he working from home but he's doing fuck all work on a Monday and Friday

by boyobop November 23, 2021