The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.
by Pigeonjuan December 19, 2020

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by Air Force God September 4, 2019

by lynxaf September 12, 2018

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung September 17, 2025

An Air Waldadash is one of the most dangerous creatures on this plane of existence. It can generate out of nowhere and unless you are underground, you cannot avoid these beasts.
by Don't fucking do it July 5, 2021
