mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.

Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.

by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024

Ayanna Sarkar

RUDE sometimes
A certified DIVA
Impatient (like no patience)
Loves to eat (honestly me behavior)
Is nice to people that are not TRASH
Is very caring

Spills the most interesting tea

Overall, she's the most sweetest person I have ever met and talked to. I'm really grateful to have met her cuz she THE COOLEST MUFACKA out there. If you have never met an Ayanna you have lost in life cuz how can anyone live without such a cool friend.

IS THAT AN AYANNA SARKAR???

I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS HER

by anonymous December 18, 2024

Ghost Shark

When a older worker is assumed to target younger coworkers romantically.

Oh the manager? He’s a total ghost shark, steer clear of him.

by Armay January 14, 2025

reverse shark attack

when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark

i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom

by thedirtybirdwordturd January 21, 2025

Ghost Shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Ghost shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025