side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013

Flat on your side

Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach

You are laying flat on your side

by BigC2018 April 09, 2018

side braid next to ear

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .

The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag

by Dendai February 16, 2024

K-Side Crips

Sum real steppas frm LA, Bossier City dhet kill fa fun

Dem K-Side Crips take yo ah off da map

by KSideCrip November 22, 2021

Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 01, 2022

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 29, 2004

Buffalo Side Grinder

Anything sexual that has to do with barbecue sauce

I got the barbecue sauce wanna go buffalo side grinder.

by OneHappyBoi45 October 09, 2019