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Sam Porcello

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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sam coop

a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys

Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently

friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently

friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
by CrocodileClippers69 May 9, 2023
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BIG SAM GLAZER

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER
by Jon freed August 19, 2023
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Sam Daniels

a boy with a MASSIVE, GIGANTIC, Megacock that splits people in half. Also likes pigs.
Kim Kardashian "OOOOH SAAAAAM DANIELSS! MY KNEES ARE WEEK FROM LAST NIGHT OOOOHHH"
Sam Daniels "yeah"
by Dam Saniels :) August 24, 2023
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Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.
“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”
by anonymous August 26, 2023
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Sam

Sam is such a good actor and singer. He is such a true theatre kid.
by simplyjaz August 31, 2023
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Sam Seluk

The future 2026 Mr. Olimpia and world's #1 life coach
James: "You watch Sam Seluk?"
Donny: "YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I DO, BROTHER, YOU WANNA TAKE SOME TREN LATER???"
James: "UM, YEAH LETS FUCKING GO DUDE!!!"
by ZyzzFanatic16 September 13, 2023
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