runescape 

Runescape is a MMORPG game made by the makers of Jagex. This game really is terrible and addictive.It laggs alot,to many scammers and hackers over this fucked up game. The game lacks of goodsporting,to many fatass 10-12 year olds who walk around saying "Ow3d jOO NeWb".Not to mention the censoring in this game is mad strict you can't even say "ass or damn" It consumes to much valuable time you won't get back. Everytime you look around in this bullshit game you see autoers or macroes. DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME! I played it for 2 year and I have finally stop it didn't ruin my life or anything cause I never let it affect me like that. Be smart don't do drugs. I.E. Runescape.

Kid:Wanna go to the movies and meet hot guys
Kid2: No sorry I'm playing Runescape and my bf is giving me a santa!!
Kid:Your such a fucking loser,bitch.
Kid2:I own you in wildy!

runescape by Pretty Gurl October 28, 2007

Rule 95 

rule 95 of the internet: when talking, chatting online, or writing in a forum, rule 95 must be told to someone who is being quote: "a total dick". Otherwise known as another version of "Shut The Fuck Up"

Anon 1: "dude did you see last night's family guy?"

Anon 2: "I can't believe you watch that show, you're a fucking loser nerd"

Anon 1: "Rule 95 douchebag"

Rule 95 by some random dude with a gun July 9, 2011

Rule Britannia 

Rule Britannia! Britannia Rules the waves! Britons never never never will be slaves!

“I’m so glad we are leaving the EU Rule Britannia!”

Rule Britannia by T34main October 11, 2019

#1 Rule of Hipster

Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.

Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"

#1 Rule of Hipster by hipstershoes November 14, 2011

6 P Rule

The 6 P Rule stands for:

Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performace

"When you next go to an interview, remember the 6 P rule"

6 P Rule by donks169 June 8, 2009

Double Bag Rule 

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.

Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field

Double Bag Rule by Bear Down June 16, 2011

The Cock Vicegrip Rule 

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.

Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.

The Cock Vicegrip Rule by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011