Pickled Pink-Eye

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.

Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?

by Swirvvv1 September 1, 2021

Electric Pickle

A pickle that is mistaken for a vibrator

She fondled the electric pickle

by Fack’et June 11, 2018

pickle boner

a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip

Mark was eating a pickle boner today.

by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022

stew pickles

He the daddy

Yo that’s one mean stew pickles...

by Chessit October 21, 2017

Pickled clam

The female version of whiskey dick

After a long night of drinking at the bar she had a wicked of a pickled clam.

by wimpothy February 19, 2023

dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

Double pickle

When a waitress gives Glenn two pickles with his sandwich . Which means she wants to fuck his brains out.

The waitress double pickled Glenn , and now they are banging .

by The lábinator June 26, 2023