John Cena

The best meme ever.

JOHN CENA IS MY SON.

by iceola November 15, 2016

John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018

Solomon john

Solomon John a man with honour and humor and the same time, he trusts people and doesn't give up on them even in their darkest times, he finds hope for others. He's the best person you could hope for as a friend and as a life partner and if his initial starts with "P" MARRY HIM....
PS: he's straight

Man ur lucky, ur friend is the SOLOMON JOHN

by THEE WRITER November 24, 2021

an Elton John

When you have gay sex but you have to be dressed as Elton John.

Don give an Elton John to Terry.

by hashbrown1224 May 12, 2023

john milkman

The milkman

Wheres John Milkman?

by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018

ASDA john

He's a right scruffy ASDA john he is

There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019