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Vintage Troll

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!
Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016
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Troll

1) An exceptionally awkward, obnoxious, or grating individual.

2) An exceptionally ugly girl that is overtly trying too hard.
1) "Dude, Austin has been here for 5 minutes and somehow has already smashed a window, puked on my carpet, and medlered my camera. Why is this troll still in my house?"

2) "That party last night was such a troll fest. I didn't know whether to cut my junk off to keep from getting raped or gouge my eyes out so I wouldn't have to watch."
by Spoofy G. October 18, 2011
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troll

a troll is a mythical creature that is big rude, mean/ an annoying and rude person
bro that guy's a troll!/

child: MUM CAN YOU READ ME A BOOK?
mother: which one?
child: the one about the troll please!
by queenie123456789 October 12, 2021
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Troll For a Day

When a board suffers from group think and stagnation, sometimes one poster will create a new account and log in to tweak the other posters into a flame war. The Troll for a Day will announce they are a TFAD (TFADing) and everyone will congratulate the regular after getting over their murderous impulses for bringing the community back to life. Some argue that TFADing is a valid tactic for a board administrator to re-spark interest in a community and should be applied when the situation requires it as long as all suspecting members are silenced in a swift fashion.
Posters on message boards who have experienced this behavior will immediately try to label all newcomers as "Troll For a Day".
by ewaewaty August 10, 2012
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roblox troll

an annoying pissbaby that no one wants to look at
most of them are 17 but some of the roblox trollers are good, not annoying
roblox troll: ur dad hahahhw awdawu
by cbst0 July 27, 2023
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troll

an ugly person; a grouchy person.
Gee, that dame is a real troll. What's her problem?
by anonymous100001 January 1, 2012
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Central Park troll

Surprisingly not a troll, instead it's a person with an extremely cutesy and sachrine personality with a big sense of hope and optimistic glee, often to the point of making either realists or pessimists avoid that person (named after the title troll, Stanley, from a troll in central park)
Old man: Oh god! That little whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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