Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.

Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019

Potato

A Fun insult for your friend. Or anyone.

Wow, Maddison is a #potato lol.

by Akenf June 24, 2019

Potato

A food. However, often used by girls (below 18) to describe themselves. Some people use it as an edgy term, whereas others just use it to sound cute.

Youtube video: has a potato in frame for two seconds
12 year old girl: OH my gosh at 1:23 you can see me OwO
All of the replies: same queen

by Usernamehere444 June 30, 2019

Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

Potato with a gui

Extremely slow computer

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui

by Xkell July 11, 2019

Potato

My friend Jane

Jane your acting retarded aka you a potato

by Goldy_g July 25, 2019

potato fries

Any form of potato cut in sticks.

Carissa: Man I need some potato fries
Amy: POTATo FRrieS???

by Pastelsaltz July 26, 2019