mother goose

a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.

me : i have the best type of friend, - she is the mother goose

by mintmyg October 30, 2019

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!!

a fat piece of shit

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!! just caused a great traffic blockade on the highway!
LOL!!!!!!!1

by BIGMONKE December 5, 2020

Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock

Your mother stroked my genetals last night

by Wanglechild December 13, 2020

Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch

Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool

by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020

your mothers chin

a word to be usesed as a response or comeback

mom:whens the last time you did the dishs
me:your mothers chin

by CoppyCatNinja22 December 22, 2020

Mother

A kitchen witch who ruins everyone's day.

Get that damned mother against drunk driving to give me my promised car and license of I detonate their next event.

by Cody5050 November 9, 2020

Mother

A mother isn’t the one who has birthed you, they are the mother who kidnapps you and makes you feel happy and gives you amazing fandoms to get into . Although mothers aren’t always happy they still radiate positivity and affection for anyone. Don’t mess with a mother though or she will kill you verbally then get her children to kill you physically 💓 we all need a mother

Person one: I have a mother

Person 2: that’s pog

by buGGI November 13, 2020