flying monkeys

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.

I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.

by gammadelta1 October 02, 2007

crack monkey

1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person

1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey

by jamie March 17, 2004

Monkey Fucker

An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.

"Look at that stupid monkey fucker.God I hate him."

by Attalina March 18, 2009

Monkey Dick

A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.

1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!

2. Dont be such a monkey dick.

3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.

4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.

by Waster Faceter October 08, 2010

Mall Monkeys

people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.

Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!

by Binky October 10, 2003

goat monkey

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

by housboggy November 05, 2003

cluster monkey

When something is so screwed up and confusing that it has gone past the point of a cluster fuck and is worse than two monkeys humping a football.

This job has turned into a giant cluster monkey.

by driprd62 June 07, 2007