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fuck me

What you say when you fuck up.
"Oh, fuck me, I forgot."
by Thaddian April 23, 2016
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Adopt me

A roblox game that started as a family role play, but since the addition of pets has massively improved and now has hundreds of pets to collect, lots of houses to buy and decorate, and a really pretty map.
Person 1: hey do you play adopt me?
Person 2: yeah I love that game!
by TurtleFlower August 7, 2022
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me check

The epiphany about what you really want when once you get over being canned from a job.
I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!
by SPQR November 4, 2007
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eyballing me

Why are you eyeballing me? Do I make you Randy?
by sohott May 26, 2005
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napkin me

When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.
Fred: Shit, napkin me.

Joe: Aight dawg.
by pseudonie August 7, 2009
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dash me

to have a fierce, hardcore quickie.
by suckmyfovefootpixiestick September 6, 2018
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Fuck me

Blake likes to sometimes fuck me
Fuck me
by Fuckmegaylord April 9, 2019
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