fuck me

What you say when you fuck up.

"Oh, fuck me, I forgot."

by Thaddian April 23, 2016

Adopt me

A roblox game that started as a family role play, but since the addition of pets has massively improved and now has hundreds of pets to collect, lots of houses to buy and decorate, and a really pretty map.

Person 1: hey do you play adopt me?
Person 2: yeah I love that game!

by TurtleFlower August 7, 2022

me check

The epiphany about what you really want when once you get over being canned from a job.

I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!

by SPQR November 4, 2007

eyballing me

checking someone out.

Why are you eyeballing me? Do I make you Randy?

by sohott May 26, 2005

napkin me

When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.

Fred: Shit, napkin me.

Joe: Aight dawg.

by pseudonie August 7, 2009

dash me

to have a fierce, hardcore quickie.

Dash me in the bathroom real quick!

by suckmyfovefootpixiestick September 6, 2018

Fuck me

Blake likes to sometimes fuck me

Fuck me

by Fuckmegaylord April 9, 2019