mrs. wilson

a bitch ass wipe cunt bag teacher

That bitch is a mrs. wilson

by WavyCobra12 June 7, 2016

Mr. Hampton

Absolute trash. An awful human that favorites students and gives people referrals for breathing.

Ew. Mr. Hampton is such a douche hole.

by babygurl1876 May 22, 2018

Mr. Cuddles

A name you call someone that pops pills way too much.

He also goes to his girlfriends house knowing her mom wont be home for 4 hours and does nothing but sit with the girl until 20 minutes before he leaves.
the last 20 is set aside for a makeout session

someone that is too afraid to do stuff with a girl

Mitch: "So i walked in and Mr. Cuddles was twitching on the bed"

Unknown: "Im going to fuck Mr. Cuddles' girlfriend tomorrow morning"

Brett: "hey Cuddles"

by kwoodslowroll October 21, 2005

mr chew

Used to describe an attractive asian woman.

I love Mr Chew's!
Look at that Mr Chew!
Lets go to a club where I can find a nice mr chew.

by mosborn January 14, 2008

Mrs. G'd

To get Mrs. G'd- verb. When you are tying to get laid by one female in a group of chicks, but one of the women, usually the sober or ugly one, acts as the voice of reason, and puts the kibosh on the whole deal. Just as Mrs. Garrett would do on the Facts of Life to most likely the slutty ones.... Jo or maybe Blair. Probably would not be a factor in the life of the fat one, Natalie!

Me and my buddies were out at the bar, I was sure I was getting laid by this hot chick, but I got Mrs. G'd at the last minute.

by David A. Lee September 21, 2005

Mr. White

Similar to a pearl necklace, but this version is splooging over the upper lim of the female to give her a white moustache.

Hey Ciro, I totally gave this chick a Mr. White last night.

I thought you were Mr. White because of the cocaine?

I am, but now she is too.

by Mr. White 503 February 16, 2019

let's become Mr and Mrs Smith

To hook up with someone in order to become their lover, fuckfriend, hexventure buddy and partner in crime, combined.

My phrase let's become Mr and Mrs Smith parodies the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie of the same name.

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015