ko long

An independent cafe connoisseur patron. Doesn’t like women owned businesses. Ko long ssi neun is very good at Korean and likes collecting Pokémon.

Look at that guy in the cafe!
He’s so Ko long!

by Bärbel-since-Kindergarden December 21, 2023

Daddy Long Legs

A term for a very tall male, who particularly has very long legs, and favorly sexy

"They call me Daddy Long Legs because I am sexy and tall!"

by OmgItsBigBoy March 9, 2018

Long

dude's a fucking nerd lmao

Exhibit A:

A:Hey you ever heard of that dumb Long guy down at grade 10?
B:Yeah, he's so eccentric and dude looks like a stickman figure

by the_skrrrt_dude November 30, 2021

elijah long

Elijah is the hottest dude around and he will make you wet.

Man, Elijah Long has a Long dick!

by 21Pilotsismyfav October 29, 2017

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021

long tip

The syringe an IV drug addict wants and uses that has a long gauge.

Person 1: “Do you have any new tools?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.

by Ninjarina88 February 1, 2022

Long Muffin

a sheet cake

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.

by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018