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Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.
No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...
by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013
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nugget bitch law

Rules of engagement relating to the courting of a friend's girl friend or ex-girlfriend.
You violated the nugget bitch law when you dated my girl.
by Brad124124 November 20, 2007
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Law School Hard-To-Get

Commonly Known Phrase:

Girls who were moderate to huge sluts in undergrad trying to pretend that they are innocent and tease boys in Law School by playing the hard-to-get game.

These girls can range from age 22-28 and are usually single for obvious reasons, either due to: (a) the fact that they are shithoused at most/all parties and devoid for any emotional stability ;(b) either have a lot of friends and love being the center of attention (or) have few friends due to being a crazy shit talking whore and love being the center of attention ;(c) pretend to be classy/ never admit they were previous (still secret) sloots who probably have a freak nasty case of chlamydia or HPV, or worse the incurable Herp ;(4) are most likely in the bottom half of their law school class ;(5) definitely isn't the best looking girl in your class, but is "cute" and "passable" and "seems like she has a great (although fake sometimes, but you will not realize this oftentimes until it is too late) personality" and ;(g) attempt to start over "fresh" and "classy" but their inner-whore comes out eventually, you cannot cage a hungry tiger.

Law School Men Heed This Warning!
Can be used as an action verb in appropriate circumstances: "I thought she was really into me, but turns out that girl was law school hard-to-getting me!"

As a noun:

"She loves playing law school hard-to-get, but I do not have time for that hell hole of crazy."

"That girl is playing law school hard-to-get, but I have law school exams that are easier than her."

As a descriptive noun:

In first semester of law school-
" Damn, that girl is so law school hard-to-get."

End of first year of law school-
"I am so glad that girl was law school hard-to-get, that bitch is a cave troll!"

"Maggie" was a huge slut in undergrad and had all of the boys chasing her, now she is in law school and wants the boys to think she is classy and refined, so she is super flirtatious and gets many guys to like her, but never chooses one to date. The weak and desperate ones fall for the trap thinking they have found true love, but alas!, she's just another common slut.

Ladies, quit playing games with my heart.
by ScrotieMcBoogerBallz April 5, 2010
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International Break the Law Day

April 11th is international break the law day. On this day you are supposed to post a picture of you breaking the law on Social Media or post a photo of an illegal item in your possession.
“It’s international break the law day! Everyone post pictures of your illegal guns!”
by LobsterMaster April 11, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying

Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"
The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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half-co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's wife.
My half-co-aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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step-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's spouse.
My step-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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