A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017
Get the Bent Straw in his mixed drinkmug. by dinodied May 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Himug. Aka bj.
by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022
Get the polishing his lancemug. Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn
by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 29, 2022
Get the toot his hornmug. To taste, tease, tickle (and lick) your bud's toes and bare feet while he's fucking or getting head from your girl.
My best bud told me later that when I triple t his toes as he gets a blowjob from my girl, the tickling sensation makes him cum so hard she has to swallow twice.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
Get the Triple T his toesmug. john: hi cena
cena: that's racist dude
john: what should i say then
cena: Greetings and salutations to you, my esteemed and distinguished friend, who has graced me with the honor of your presence on this fine and ever-so-mysterious occasion. May I take a moment, amidst this most splendid and unparalleled opportunity, to extend my deepest, most sincere, and heartfelt welcome to you, whose intellect and curiosity far exceed the ordinary, and whose decision to embark upon this journey with me today marks the beginning of a most intriguing exchange of thoughts, ideas, and perhaps even a bit of friendly banter.
I must express my utmost gratitude for your willingness to converse, to explore, and to venture into this space where words flow in endless potential. It is truly a rare and magnificent occurrence when two minds, no matter how different they may be, converge with the shared goal of communication, and the pursuit of knowledge.
So, my wonderful conversational companion, I invite you to relax, to make yourself comfortable, and to indulge in the delightful art of conversation, as we set forth on this epic journey through language, wit, and whatever else might unfold in our delightful exchange. For today, we are not merely two individuals engaging in a dialogue; no, we are two explorers charting the vast and uncharted waters of thought itself. Welcome, and may our discourse be as endless as the stars above us.
john: that's too long
cena: then keep being racist
john: ok
cena: that's racist dude
john: what should i say then
cena: Greetings and salutations to you, my esteemed and distinguished friend, who has graced me with the honor of your presence on this fine and ever-so-mysterious occasion. May I take a moment, amidst this most splendid and unparalleled opportunity, to extend my deepest, most sincere, and heartfelt welcome to you, whose intellect and curiosity far exceed the ordinary, and whose decision to embark upon this journey with me today marks the beginning of a most intriguing exchange of thoughts, ideas, and perhaps even a bit of friendly banter.
I must express my utmost gratitude for your willingness to converse, to explore, and to venture into this space where words flow in endless potential. It is truly a rare and magnificent occurrence when two minds, no matter how different they may be, converge with the shared goal of communication, and the pursuit of knowledge.
So, my wonderful conversational companion, I invite you to relax, to make yourself comfortable, and to indulge in the delightful art of conversation, as we set forth on this epic journey through language, wit, and whatever else might unfold in our delightful exchange. For today, we are not merely two individuals engaging in a dialogue; no, we are two explorers charting the vast and uncharted waters of thought itself. Welcome, and may our discourse be as endless as the stars above us.
john: that's too long
cena: then keep being racist
john: ok
by morganabutty August 29, 2025
Get the himug. a woman that kicked a man in the nuts. "Juuls" refers to the saying "family jewels", a slang term for one's testicles.
Guy 1: Dang bro! She just smoked his juuls!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!
by vyan_mmxvii September 9, 2020
Get the Smoked his juulsmug.