Hard

Your Thing Down there is having an Erection.

Yo Mike, you like bob saget?
Ya bro, he makes me hard.
Ayo Thats Kinda Gay.

by Smegmazillion December 18, 2022

hard

1.) Born Again Hard (Full Metal Jacket)
2.) Stubborn and not drinking the kool-aid

3.) revealing subject matter the writer doesn't flinch.

When I speak about hard, I don't talk in a sexual terminology. This kind of hard emerged from Basic Training where it mirrors Petty Officer Nasty where one carpetbags recruits with degrading explicit insults.

by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2018

Ridin-Hard

To feel overly warm & fizzy after taking prescription Pain-killers, or Doogs, with fellow users and friends.

Marcus: How you feeling brotha ?

Worm: I'm Ridin-Hard so much that I can't even feel my damn legs!

by Doogie Hauser October 13, 2008

Hard Tammy

When a female fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation

Last night I brought a date home, turns out he was a freak had me giving him a Hard Tammy all night!

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

The Hard-Shutdown

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out

clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!

by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024

Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018