Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

daddys got a new 45

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun

'daddys got a new 45'

by Blue jewel 87427 June 5, 2024

Got me goin in this haunted house

Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say

Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn

by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019

got slipped

When the subject (man or woman) gets pants'd or in the odd case, shirted... without the subject knowing. Shame and embarrassment inevitably overwhelms them.

Bro! That sucker just got slipped!!!

Yo, Stacey got slipped huge in gym class yesterday! Friggin on-point!

Damnit! Got slipped again!...... Good thing that wasn't a "full slip"

by Ask Steve April 2, 2015

gots

have
or
has

You gots the ball.

by yfgxfhfgx September 2, 2022

got a gob

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.

My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU

by Mister Straight April 8, 2023

Got Legs

1. To have pretty legs.
2. To be able to run fast.

1. That girl's got legs.
2. That runner's really got legs!

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022