Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

golden ram

Punching a full bladder from the anus

John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.

by Ramsphere July 4, 2017

Golden pyramid

Having a threesome and having a person ride the dick of one man while also sucking the dick of another man

Tom and Jerry had a golden pyramid with Janet last night! How lucky!!!

by Penislover1983 April 9, 2021

golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.

Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.

by papadarra November 17, 2010

Golden Netipot

When you urinate up the nose of your loved one to give them golden boogers

"Dude i gave my wife a golden netipot for christmas, and she has had golden boogers for a week"

by Sstephan August 16, 2019

Golden Rectangle

When a physically fit male has a toned back consisting of broad shoulders, a trim waist, prominent shoulder blades, and an overall sleek shape. In mathematics, a golden rectangle follows the "golden ratio". This ratio makes the rectangle appear more perfect and symmetrical to the human eye. Henceforth, the name of a sexy male back is a golden rectangle because it's the most attractive shape.

I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.

by Hinwer May 18, 2014

Golden Crate

A Crate In “Tower Defence Simulator ROBLOX” That can be purchased by the currency so called “coins”
It costs a whopping 50k coins and takes around 1 week to get! You can 6 unique towers.

I bought golden crate for 50k coins after grinding for one week and i got golden minigunner!!! I am so happy.

by Yourreallythought June 13, 2022