ethan & raegin

the definition of a perfect couple. they always make each other smile, always on the phone as well. they are super sweet and never fail to make other people happy. they never really tell anyone that they're dating yet everyone knows.

harlee: why are they together?

jade: you haven't heard?
harlee: no?

jade: they're dating.
harlee: ohhhh makes sense.

jade: they are ethan & raegin

by raegin/oliver February 20, 2022

Ethan Frisch

Likes big bulging balls in his butt while he watches gay midget porn and gets off to it.

Ethan Frisch is in an amateur porn film where he stars as the submissive petite boyfriend where he gets demolished by his black boyfriend Jaquavious.

by Sparklybuttplug03! October 6, 2022

ethan liao

ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️

girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.

me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…

**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.Ethan is rad.

It's ethan wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow.

by CoinDude3.0 September 29, 2022

Ethan

The ekitten snatcher / Walking W

You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!

by Very Trustworthy Person August 23, 2023

Ethan price

Someone you would want in your life forever. He truly listens and wants the best for you. Once you are close, he is super loyal and won’t let you be stupid. Makes the best jokes when he is comfortable with you. He truly tries his best and still wants to do better no matter what. Wants to make people happy even when it’s messing himself up. I’m proud of you.

“Who is the bomb ass mfer?”
“Oh that’s Ethan Price. He is lit af.”

by anonymous January 15, 2024

ethan andrew lee samuels

a W👽

ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.

by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022