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Douche Fagel

Any guy with the name of Richie, usually meaning he is a bitch ass and a flaming homosexual who can get his ass whopped anyday by a kid named Matt. But thats not a surprise because Matt is a tank diesel, not a douche fael like Riche.
Richie got his ass beat by a homo what a douche fagel.
by TankDiesel December 12, 2010
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douche bubble

n. a member of the female sex that blows bubbles from her vagina
Miss Kentucky's talent this evening is.. oh good Lord, she's a douche bubble!
by berg February 5, 2003
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douche-kabob

When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.
Ken is such a douche-kabob!
by ava27 November 12, 2013
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Douche Bag

One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.
"Hey Tyler"

"Yeah"

"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."

"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"

"Richardson, actually."

"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."

"Well said, good Sir."
by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009
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Douche Canoe

A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.
''Serhan your such a douche canoe''
by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013
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douche bag

a person that just uses that name because they dunno what it means
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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douche-bottle

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.
Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...
by Yuengling September 26, 2003
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