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douche ball

1. taking the contents of a douche bag and concentrating it into a solid form of a ball, therefore, making it a complete douche ball.
2. one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)
Wow, Alex B. over there is a complete douche ball.
by RendeisaG November 18, 2010
mugGet the douche ballmug.

Douche Canoe

A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.
''Serhan your such a douche canoe''
by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013
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Dick-Douche

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.
Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche
by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009
mugGet the Dick-Douchemug.

Douche Bag

1:A person who thinks their better than others

2:A person who thinks their cool but not

3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn

4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem

5: A person who puts you down

6: Someone who never listen to what you say

7: Cleans a female vagina
"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure"

"your such a douche bag.."
by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

douche baggot

a person with the qualities of douche bag and a faggot. another word for these people is douche fag.
by thefinness October 30, 2010
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douche bag

a person that just uses that name because they dunno what it means
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
mugGet the douche bagmug.

douche-bottle

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.
Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...
by Yuengling September 26, 2003
mugGet the douche-bottlemug.

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