douche baggot

a person with the qualities of douche bag and a faggot. another word for these people is douche fag.

joe is the biggest douche baggot ever.

by thefinness October 30, 2010

Douche Nozzle

A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.

Example:

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*

by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009

Dick-Douche

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.

Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche

by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009

Cooking Douche

Celebrity Chef Gordon James Ramsay

1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes

by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009

Double Douche

He's usually a man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.

Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!

by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009

douche bag

a person that just uses that name because they dunno what it means

hey jery your a douche bag hahaha

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

douche-bottle

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.

Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...

by Yuengling September 26, 2003